Winner must be available on on 19th May 2018; full details will be released to the winner.
Winners are subject to rigorous background checks from MI5, MI6, FBI and CIA. itison staff will also have a good look at your Facebook to make sure you're not crazy. We don't want a showing up.
itison will not be held responsible for any awkward moments caused by Prince Phillip.
If the winner has an exceptionally pert derrière, we would ask that you wear something non form-fitting to avoid upstaging the bride. We're looking at you, Pippa.
itison carriage is only available until midnight. We accept no responsibility for it turning into a pumpkin after this time.
Images used for illustrative purposes only. Ms Markle did not respond to our request to photograph her in the hen do t-shirt we hand-embellished for her.
Ok, you've probably guessed by now that we're just having a royally good joke for April Fools. Please don't turn up at Windsor Castle and say itison sent you. We're definitely not on the list.