Small print

• Winner must be available on on 19th May 2018; full details will be released to the winner.
• Winners are subject to rigorous background checks from MI5, MI6, FBI and CIA. itison staff will also have a good look at your Facebook to make sure you're not crazy. We don't want a showing up.
• itison will not be held responsible for any awkward moments caused by Prince Phillip. 
• If the winner has an exceptionally pert derrière, we would ask that you wear something non form-fitting to avoid upstaging the bride. We're looking at you, Pippa.
• itison carriage is only available until midnight. We accept no responsibility for it turning into a pumpkin after this time.
• Images used for illustrative purposes only. Ms Markle did not respond to our request to photograph her in the hen do t-shirt we hand-embellished for her.
• Ok, you've probably guessed by now that we're just having a royally good joke for April Fools. Please don't turn up at Windsor Castle and say itison sent you. We're definitely not on the list.